[Intro]
(Beige, beige, beige, beige!)
Turn it up, don’t turn the page,
We’re dancing now, to the colour beige!
(Beige… beige…)
(Why is it working??)
[Verse 1]
Forget your neon, drop your chrome,
Beige is the shade that shakes the dome.
Walls and carpets, trousers too,
Beige is the colour to move you through!
[Chorus]
Beige! Stomp it loud,
Beige! Shout it proud,
Never thought you’d dance this way,
Till the gremlins brought the beige parade!
[Verse 2]
It’s the colour of your nan’s old chair,
But on the floor, we don’t care!
From khaki vibes to café au lait,
Beige is the groove that’s here to stay!
[Chorus 2]
Beige! Stomp it loud,
Beige! Shout it proud,
Turn the drab into delight,
Beige is banging all night!
🧪 [Breakdown]
(Strip it back… strip it back…)
Muted tones but the bass still hits,
Minimal drip but it never quits,
Plain on paper but live on stage,
Everybody locked into beige…
(…beige… beige… beige…)
⚡ [Build-Up]
Clap it once (BEIGE!)
Clap it twice (BEIGE!)
Left side shout it (BEIGE!)
Right side louder (BEIGE!)
(Beige beige beige beige beige beige…)
Don’t fight it now, you’ve crossed the stage—
You belong… to BEIGE…
💥 [DROP / Chorus 3]
BEIGE! STOMP IT LOUD!
BEIGE! SHAKE THE CROWD!
From the curtains to the rave,
Everything is beige behave!
BEIGE! FEEL THE WAVE!
BEIGE! MISBEHAVE!
Neutral tones but maximum rage,
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF BEIGE!
🎧 [Verse 3 – New]
Magnolia nights and latte dreams,
Minimal chaos bursting the seams,
Office walls to dancefloor blaze,
Corporate grey just caught the craze!
🔁 [Final Chorus]
Beige! Stomp it loud,
Beige! Shout it proud,
Dance floor painted, don’t be afraid,
GremlinFM made beige get played!
📡 [Outro / Radio Tag]
(Beige… beige… signal fading…)
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Gremlin Advertising Service…
we apologise for nothing…
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